(HealthDayNews) -- If you want a really fast antacid that works, seek and ye shall find.
The current crop of TV ads for help from heartburn can't hold a candle to the pills and plants mentioned in the Bible, suggests the U.S. Department of Agriculture's top plant researcher.
For instance, to block the burn, make a salad using these plants mentioned in the Bible: almond, chicory, dandelion, garlic, lettuce, mustard, olives, onions and walnuts.